HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD ABOUT THE GOOD BOY?

hi welcome to my page where i can show off my dog. his name is holt and he is a mutt mix of pit bull, chihuahua, and monstrosities.

he has seasonal allergies and is reactive to new people because he doesn't know if he wants to play with you or be mad at you.

he is amazing.

• the body of a noodle
• the arms of a t rex
• the neck of arnold shwarzenegger
• the paws of a bear
• the ears of a bat
• and the snoot of a worm toy

holt, like barbie, is talented in many things. he speaks six languages (bark, growl, whine, people, cat, and squirrel) and has held many jobs.

his current occupation: atelier.